Friday, April 6, 2012
I woke up on this glorious Friday morning excited to have the day off and prepare for my family to head to Knoxville. It was a beautiful day and I was ready to take a longer than 10 minute shower, dress up, and turn into Martha Stewart for the day.
Instead, I woke up with my eyes almost swollen shut due to allergies, a cranky 5 year old who didn't want to leave the house, and the dread of having to go to Walmart on Good Friday (don't do it, people!). So...I popped my new allergy pill (long story there), forced my boy out the door by bribing him with cheese dip at Salsaritas, and put a smile on my (swollen) face to all Walmart shoppers. $125 later (still don't know what I bought that cost that much), I headed home to unload my "hostess with the mostess" groceries just in time for my family to arrive.
SIDE NOTE.- I had bought "no bake" cookies at Walmart and was trying to slap them on a pretty serving tray and pretend I made them...but my brother and his family got there too early and busted me. SHAMEFUL!!
BACK TO STORY...
I'm walking up to my front porch with an armful of groceries and 6 glass bottles of beverage (ahem...)and I see a little "familiar" head sticking out of the crack in my front porch
Well I did what any Southern girl would do...I called my brother, then my daddy, then my husband to tell them about the snake and demand that they "do something"!
Brother: "What do you want me to do about it?"
Daddy: "Just reach in there and pull it out!"
Husband: "He's not going to bother you..he's more scared of you". REALLY??? Really.
NO HELP WHATSOEVER.
So there you have it...not only did I provide food for my family this Easter weekend, but I also provided good ol', free, redneck, snake wrangling entertainment. My dad even went so far as to pick up a fake snake at the Dollar Store and hide it in various locations outside...help us, Lord!
No...we have not seen the snake in 2 days. Various explanations?
Me: "He probably realized that wasn't a good place to hide since we come up and down the porch a lot."
Sister-in-law: "She's probably way back in there protecting lots of baby snake eggs."
Brother: "He probably climbed in your house somehow and will show up in your toilet."
There are no words.
We ended up having a great weekend despite the snake incident...I won't bore you with the details because if you are anything like me...I look at blogs for the pictures.
Another Side Note:
Matt says I'm "vain" for worrying about it, but I look horrendous in our Easter pictures. My allergies have been awful this year and my eyes/face has been swollen since last week. I'm not fishing for "I think you look GREAT" comments...I just don't want you think I'm pregnant or dying. ;) Ok...I'm finished.
Mom already digging through my cabinets upon arrival.
Festive bottles with Easter bunnies on them ;)
Easter baskets from Nana and Paw-Paw!
Fake tattoos are fun for all ages!
Setting up for the glow in the dark egg hunt!
Glow in the dark eggs!
Some of Noah's biggest fans!
Deana thawing out her feet after hockey practice...
Sticking a shovel in the snake's home = not smart.
These may just look like eggs...but they are my 1st batch of boiled eggs...ever! :)
Lola is thrilled about dyeing eggs...
So is Dad...
Swearing to the Silly String oath provided by Nana
Parents Night Out!
Filling up our candy bucket at Mast!
Worst Candy Ever...Circus Peanuts.
The Easter Bunny delivered!
Happy Easter from my crazy family to yours!